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I follow qaf_drabbles, but as I am not one for writing from prompts, I have never contributed to the weekly themes before. But they recently repeated the crossover theme and I was soon tempted by my growing enthusiasm for His Dark Materials and was thrilled by the idea of coming up with dæmons for B & J and oops, I wrote three.

Does anybody remember the "Ooh, you touch my tra-la-la" song that was floating around the internet several years ago? My friend and I were randomly reminded of that and were searching for it on YouTube the other day when we came across this.
It's so tasteless and wrong and arguably not that well-made, but hilarious. NWS?