pseudo-canon

[ninety6tears]

I quite like this meme:

Name a character and I'll tell you three (or more) facts about them from my own personal pseudo-canon.

I'm up for anything fandom-wise, but preferably a character that I seem to like enough to have, you know, thought a lot about. Or this could be an amusingly minor character if you don't wanna do anything else.

Comments

[paintedponyxox.livejournal.com]

Hell yeeaaah do uh......

Craig Taylor (cause you know I can never be done making fun of him)
Lord Asriel
Narcissa Malfoy

Yeah I cheated and picked 3. What you gonna DO about it?

[vdkapenguin.livejournal.com]

LOL, okay, Craig...God, he is so STUPID.
Craig Taylor is patriotically prejudiced against the French, and occasionally voiced mockery of Justin learning the language in school, even though his son quite liked the subject.
Craig Taylor has erectile dysfunction.
Craig Taylor absolutely sucks at golf, and he owes one of his co-workers over three hundred dollars.

Oooooh Lord Asriel *squees*
His first name begins with 'J'.
During his youth, Stelmaria liked best to be in the form of a water creature, and often assumed an eel when he went swimming in a lake close to his house.
When out on a rather drunken illicit date with Mrs. Coulter some time in his early thirties, he maliciously set a match to her coat in response to her mildly belittling him.

I don't have much going on with Narcissa Malfoy, dude. Maybe I'll get back to that later. Or pick another HP person.

[aulic-exclusiva.livejournal.com]

The Reverend Mr Collins, ever-grateful retainer of his amiable and gracious patroness, Lady Catherine de Burgh.

[paintedponyxox.livejournal.com]

Layla, why won't you do poor Mr. Collins?? :( Haha.

[vdkapenguin.livejournal.com]

I'm afraid poor Mr. Collins is not my type